Thursday, March 17, 2005

First Blogging. If that is the correct terminology.

So... I have a blog. Apparently. I get the feeling that what I type in here is going to end up appearing somewhere in the dark recesses of the internet... which means, what, anyone could read this? ANYONE? A few shout-outs therefore:
Potential stalkers:- I'm six feet tall and scary. Go away.
Potential employers:- I'm six feet tall, mostly leg, and prepared to wear short skirts.
Potential boyfriends:- Unless you're tall, dark and handsome, please do not apply for this demanding role.
Ex-employers:- Chances are, I mean every word of what I say on here...
Ex-friends:- I have the patience of a gnat on LSD. You should have known it, eh? And yup, chances are I mean every word of what I say on here...
Exes:- Hell yes, I mean what I write.
Think that covers enough groups for now. So I should probably stop writing for a minute and check that this is actually appearing where I think it is going to. I have a tendency to waste time, I know, but it really would be pointless my wittering away to thin air here. Doubtless I'll be back tomorrow - assuming I remember what on earth username and password I gave myself - and will introduce you to the art of ranting, Jane style. Sit back, take a deep breath, and prepare yourself to enter the diverse, exciting and eventful life (er - okay, sometimes just plain boring if I'm being honest) of Moi.

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